Hi WeaselE,
Welcome to Sony Community!
Sorry to hear this. We are having multiple issues here.
"Assist button no longer functions."
Were you trying to format the unit using the recovery partition? We suggest performing full format recoveryon this laptop. If Assist is still not working, we can use a recovery disc instead. We also suggest visiting Sony Authorized Service Center for further assistance with these issues.
Regards,
Vincent
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